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Class Reunion Three women who were friends in high school have returned to their hometown to attend their 45th reunion and have lunch together. Their talk turns to their position in life, and it's clear that they are trying to one-up each other. The first woman says, "My husband is taking me to ...... Written on 03/10/2008 |
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Not To Be Wasted Donna arrived home from work early one day & found her husband, Glen, in bed with another woman."That's it!" she shouted, "I'm leaving & I'm not coming back!" "Wait honey, " Glen pleaded, "Can't you at least let me explain?" "Fine, let's hear your story, " Donna replied. "Well, I was ...... Written on 04/10/2008 |
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Sex Check List For Us Seniors... LOVEMAKING - TIPS FOR SENIORS 1. Put on your glasses. Double check that your partner is actually in bed with you. 2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle. 3. Set the mood with lighting. Turn them ALL OFF! 4. Make sure you put 911 ...... Written on 05/10/2008 |
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Motel Room...oops I checked into a hotel on a business trip & was a bit lonely so I thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you're calling for a cab. I grabbed a card on my way in.It was an ad for a girl calling ...... Written on 06/10/2008 |
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Escape From Prison A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.As he runsaway, he finds a house & breaks into it, looking for money & guns, but only finds a young couple in bed.He orders the guy out of bed & ties him up in a chair.While tying ...... Written on 06/10/2008 |
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