Here are the Jokes About Sex snippets. |
Why Did You Shoot Your Wife?...
"So let me get this straight, " the prosecutor says to the defendant, "you came home from work early and found your wife in bed with a strange man." "That's correct, " says the defendant. "Upon which, " continues the prosecutor, "you take out a pistol and shoot your wife, killing ......
Written on 07/10/2008 |
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Mama
Maria just got married, and being a traditional Italian, she was still a virgin. So, on her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was nervous. But her mother reassured her. "Don't worry, Maria. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs, and he'll take care of you." So up she went. ......
Written on 12/10/2008 |
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Precious
... Two southern girls were sitting on their front porch one evening. One girl had just arrived back from New York and she was telling her girlfriend about some of the sites she had seen in the big city. In a heavy southern drawl, she says, "You know, they have women ......
Written on 14/10/2008 |
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Two Doctors
One night, a man and a woman are at a bar downing a few beers. They strike up a conversation and quickly discover that they're both doctors. After about an hour, the man says to the woman, "Hey, how about we sleep together tonight? No strings attached. It'll just be one ......
Written on 17/10/2008 |
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Church
A woman who is constantly embarrassed by her husband falling asleep in church goes to the priest to ask for help. The priest says, "Look love, if he falls asleep again, poke him with this hat pin. I'll nod to you as a signal to poke him.". The woman agrees to ......
Written on 17/10/2008 |
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