Here are the Jokes About Sex snippets. |
A New Weight Loss Program
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19-year-old dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck. She introduces herself ......
Written on 17/10/2008 |
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A Twisted Tune: "masturbating Party"
Sung to the tune of Ricky Nelsons Garden Party. Went to a masturbating party-- my new friends all were there. Guys and Dolls, tits and balls-- there was magic in the air! The pizza showed up early and much to our surprise, the Dominos girl was wearing pearls-- had a twinkle ......
Written on 17/10/2008 |
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Around The Campfire
The scene is set, night, cold, campfire, stars twinkle in the dark night Sky. Three hang-glider pilots, one from Australia, one from South Africa and the other from New Zealand, are sitting round a campfire near Ayers Rock, each embroiled with the bravado for which they are famous. At ......
Written on 20/10/2008 |
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Nursing Home Humor
A little old lady with dementia is wheeling herself around the nursing home. She would pass by a certain patients door and he would step out and say "Whoa there young lady I'm going to have to see some ID" Well she would pick some lint out of her pocket and ......
Written on 20/10/2008 |
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Various Country Sex
There was this three tourist in a train on their way to kuala lumpur. One of them is spanish, another is french and the last was an indian chap. All of them met coincidently in a buffet breakfast at the dining room. They introduce themselves and start to talk about sex....what ......
Written on 20/10/2008 |
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