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Chicken
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich and starts to choke. People are running frantically, trying to figure out what to do. Two homosexuals sitting in the corner wisper to each other and run in front of the choking lady. One strips out of his overalls, bends over butt naked in front ......
Written on 10/09/2008 |
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Hippy Joke
one day a hippy gets on a bus full of nuns. he looks around and see's one that is looking particularily good. after he popped a stiffy he went up to the nun and said I want to fu you. No replied the nun I am a woman of the lord ......
Written on 10/09/2008 |
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Neil Armstrong
When Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only gave his famous one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind statement but followed it by several remarks, usual between him, the other astronauts and Mission Control. Just before he re-entered the lander, however, he made the ......
Written on 10/09/2008 |
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Camels N Blondes
There was a guy riding through the desert on his camel. He had been travelling so long that he felt the need to have sex. Obviously there were no women in the desert so the man turned to his camel. He tried to position himself to have sex with his camel ......
Written on 10/09/2008 |
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Ole's Sex Life Problems...
One day Ole goes in to see his doctor. Ole says, "Doc, I yust don't know vat to do. Lena and me, vell, our sex life yust ain't going dat vell." The doctor says, "Ole, all you need is some exercise. I want you to walk ten miles every day. You ......
Written on 10/09/2008 |
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