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The Surgeons
4 surgeons were in the doctors lounge talking. The first one said, " I like operating on librarians because when you open them up, their parts are alphebetized." The second one said, " I prefer working on Accountants because you open them up, and everything is numbered." The third Surgeon said, ......
Written on 11/10/2008 |
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3 Little Mice.....
NOTE: SAY TO OPPOSITE SEX THERE WERE 4 LITTLE MICE. 3 MALES, 1 FEMALE. ALL WERE ASTRONAUTS & SET TO BLAST OFF TO OUTER SPACE. WHEN THEY GOT THERE, THE SPACESHIP BROKE DOWN WITH NO WAY OF FIXING IT SOON. THE FEMALE MOUSE WAS FRANTIC. SHE GOES TO THE 1ST MALE ......
Written on 11/10/2008 |
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American Beer...
This guy goes to a doctor and says he has a problem with sex. "Doc, I think my d**k is just too damn small, " he says. The doctor asks him which drink he prefers. Well, American beer, " he replies quite bemused. "Aaaahhh. There's your problem, it shrinks things, those ......
Written on 11/10/2008 |
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30 Times In A Row...
On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and their three sons. Early one morning, the woman awoke, and while looking out of the window onto to the pasture, she saw that the family's only cow was lying dead in the field. The situation looked hopeless ......
Written on 11/10/2008 |
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Crabs......
A man goes to a well known street to pick up a hooker. He goes to the top of the street and asks a young good looking girl how much? She tells him its 100 all in, the man tells her I cant afford that! Well she explains go further down ......
Written on 14/10/2008 |
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