Here are the Rude Jokes snippets. |
A Moral Here...
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered in another race and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT. The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the ......
Written on 14/10/2008 |
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Bathroom Sex...
A husband and wife were in the bathroom getting ready for work when the husband looked at his wife and said, "I gotta have you!" He backed her up against the bathroom door, pulled down her panties and ravaged her. He knew he was doing great because she screamed and wiggled ......
Written on 16/10/2008 |
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Have You Ever Wondered About Any Of This?
How do you tell that you have a high sperm count? Your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows. Why are electric trains like women's breasts? They were designed for kids, but the father usually winds up playing with them. What did the banana say to the vibrator? "I don't know ......
Written on 16/10/2008 |
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Question About Cows In Stress...
At the Agricultural Department of a well known university, the Professor was talking about increasing milk production of the cows, when a girl in the class asked: "Why do cows always seem depressed when being milked?" The Professor answered, "Well my girl, if every morning at dawn they woke you up, ......
Written on 17/10/2008 |
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An Adults Christmas Story
TWAS the night b4 Christmas & all thru the house not a creature was stirring , except for my bald mouse. The children were all snuggled warm in their bed. As the wife reached down & rubbed my head. As I layed she played then she began to nibble. Then I ......
Written on 18/10/2008 |
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