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Code Word For Sex
A husband and wife decided they needed to use "code" to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. They decided on the word Typewriter. One day the husband told his five year old daughter, "Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a ......
Written on 20/10/2008 |
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War Of The Sexes
A man and a woman held a discussion about which of the sexes experienced the most pleasure during the love act. The guy argued it was the man, while the woman stated it was the female who got the most pleasure during sex. "I have a question, " said the woman. ......
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Goblins
One morning a woman was walking out of her front door, when she notices a strange little man at the bottom of her garden. "You're a goblin, " she says, "I caught you and you owe me three wishes!". So the goblin replies "OK, you caught me fair and square, what's ......
Written on 20/10/2008 |
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What Happens In Vegas Doesn't Always Stay In Vegas
Three buddies decided to take their wives on vacation for a week in Las Vegas. The week flew by and they all had a great time. After they returned home and the men went back to work, they sat around at break and discussed their vacation. The first guy says, "I ......
Written on 20/10/2008 |
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Traffic
These two guys were riding down the road and the driver shoots through a red light without even attempting to stop. The passenger befuddles says what the hell was that about. In his reply the driver says my brother runs that sign all the time. So they travel on passenger and ......
Written on 20/10/2008 |
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