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Free Sex
The owner of a gasoline station in Tattnall County, Georgia was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a billboard showing "FREE SEX WITH FILL-UP!" Soon a local young man, Jim filled his tank, and then asked for his free sex. The owner told him "pick a number froom ......
Written on 26/10/2008 |
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The Fly
In the dead of summer a fly was resting on a leaf beside a lake. The hot, dry fly who said to no one in particular, "Gosh... if I go down three inches I will feel the mist from the water and I will be refreshed." There was a fish in ......
Written on 26/10/2008 |
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Dimwit
a hillbilly was at this bar in the citynyc and he sees these to hot chicks at the other end so he said to bartender give them hot babes a drink the bar tender said to him dont waste your money and the hillbilly says why the bartender says they are ......
Written on 27/10/2008 |
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Divorce Letter
Dear Nancy, I know the counselor said we shouldn't contact each other during our "cooling off" period, but I couldn't wait anymore. The day you left, I swore I'd never talk to you again. But that was just the wounded little boy in me talking. Still, I never wanted to be ......
Written on 30/10/2008 |
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A Guy Walks Into A Bar With His Horse...
A guy walks into a bar with his horse and offers 100 to anybody who can make the horse laugh. Only one guy says he can do it, and he whispers something in the horse's ear. Sure enough, the horse laughs his head off. So the following week, the guy is ......
Written on 31/10/2008 |
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