Here are the Rude Jokes snippets. |
Why Can't You Love Me For Who I Am?
One evening last week my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and when she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me" I said "WHAT???!!!" So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads ......
Written on 31/10/2008 |
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Guts & Balls
We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition of each is listed below. "GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with the guys being assaulted by your wife with a ......
Written on 01/11/2008 |
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Twisted Bedtime Stories
PINOCCHIO Pinocchio had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain about splinters when they were having sex. Pinocchio, therefore, went to visit Gepetto to see if he could help. Gepetto suggested he try a little sandpaper on his manhood and Pinocchio skipped away enlightened. A couple of weeks later, Gepetto saw ......
Written on 01/11/2008 |
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Gloryholelujah The Rewrite
Ralph: Hey, what do you know about glory holes? Steve: Not much, why? Ralph: Well I was just thinking that its kind of a weird idea sticking your d**k through a hole without knowing whos on the other side. Steve: I guess thats exactly the appeal Ralph: What if its a ......
Written on 02/11/2008 |
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"best-ever " Joke- Little Johnny And His Discovery!
---------- Little Johnny and his mother were out and about. Little Johnny, out of the blue, asked his mother, "MOmmy, how old are you?" Mother responded, "Honey, women don't talk about their age. You'll learn this as you get older." Little Johnny then asked, "Mother, how much do you weigh?" His ......
Written on 04/11/2008 |
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