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Cat And Rooster
A cat and a rooster were walking across a bridge when the cat fell in. The rooster laughed. . . The moral of this story is : : A wet p***y, always makes a c**k happy. Reebok are making ladies lycra shorts, called 'mumbles'. Its because they're so tight, ......
Written on 05/11/2008 |
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Devious Mate
a bloke stops by to visit his mate who has a broken leg.his friend says, "my feet are absolutely freezing.would you mind going to get my slippers from upstairs?"the guy goes upstairs and there in front of him re his mates lovely twin 18yr old daughters."hi, girls, your dad sent me ......
Written on 05/11/2008 |
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Sex With A Nun
A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him. The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts again, ......
Written on 06/11/2008 |
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Real Bad Pickup Lines......
Let's go to my place and do all the things i'll tell everyone we did anyway Let's have breakfast together tommorrow! Shall I call you or nudge you? If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me? Since we shouldn't waste in this day and age, ......
Written on 06/11/2008 |
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Two Doctors
One night a man and a woman are both at a bar knocking back a few beers. They start talking and come to realise that they're both doctors. After about an hour, the man says to the woman, "How about we go over to your place. No strings attached. It'll just ......
Written on 06/11/2008 |
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