Here are the Rude Jokes snippets. |
The Rocking Chair
Two elderly residents, a man and a woman, were sitting alone in the lobby of their nursing home one evening. The old man looked over and says to the old lady, "I know just what you're wanting. For 5.00 I'll have sex with you right over there in that rocking chair." ......
Written on 10/11/2008 |
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Having Sex With A Horse
A man and his two friends were talking at a bar. His first friend said, "I think my wife is having sex with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed." His second friend said, "I think my wife is having sex with the ......
Written on 10/11/2008 |
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Mailman Joke
One night while the parent's were having sex a kid walked into the room and saw his parents having sex. The mother jumped up and exclaimed, go in your room billy, I will be right in there. After careful consideration, the father decided that it would be best if he went ......
Written on 11/11/2008 |
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"like Ketchup?'
A guy and girl just get back from a date, there hormons are racing but... she has her period. He asks her for a b**w ***... but she declines.. she is not good at them.... Determined.. he asks for a hand job... She says she doesn't know how. He says I'll ......
Written on 11/11/2008 |
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Love A D**k
A guy picked up a sexy female and took her back to his place. After a kiss and a cuddle they both went into the bedroom for sex. Then enjoyed a passionate horny session throughout which the female would not stop stroking his c**k. Even afterwards, while both relaxing, she kept ......
Written on 13/11/2008 |
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