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I Like Cats. Lol
Goldie, a recently widowed lady, was sitting on a Florida beach near Venice. She looked up and noticed that an elderly gentleman had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a book. Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him. "Hello, sir, how are ......
Written on 13/11/2008 |
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P***y Eating Frog
One night a young lady went into a bar and sat down. There was a small box in front of her that kept moving. She looked around for the owner and asked why was the box moving? He replied, "It has a frog in it, a p***y eating frog." She asked ......
Written on 14/11/2008 |
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What A Pickle
This guy who works at a pickle factory comes home and hands his wife 50 dollars. She asked him what it was from and he told her that he won it in a bet -- the guys at the factory bet him 50 dollars that he wouldn't stick his d**k in ......
Written on 15/11/2008 |
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Before.... And After
This husband and wife are staying in a hotel, and after a romantic evening wining and dining they go off to bed. However, as soon as they settled down, the man not quite ready for slumber leans over and whispers softly, "Hey snuggle boopy boops, your lickle hubby wubby isn't quite ......
Written on 16/11/2008 |
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Advanced Life Support Training
A woman sitting in an Adelaide restaurant suddenly began to cough. After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress and two locals, Kenzie and Brian sitting at the next table, turned to look at her. "Kin ya swaller?" asked Kenzie. The woman signalled 'No!', desperately shaking ......
Written on 16/11/2008 |
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