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Eye Doctor
A women goes to the eye doctor. He tells her to read the letters on the chart. She says she can't see them. He shows her a bigger chart and says read the letters. She says she can't see the letters. He shows her a real big chart! She tells him ......
Written on 10/09/2008 |
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Top 10 Country Song Titles...
10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine. 9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With a Few. 8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me. 7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'. 6. Wouldn't Take Her To ......
Written on 10/09/2008 |
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The New Lady In Town
An Irishman goes to confession in St. Patrick's Catholic Church. 'Father, it has been one month since my last confession. I had sex with Nookie Green twice last month.' The priest tells the sinner, 'You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Mary's.' Soon after, another Irishman enters the confessional. ......
Written on 10/09/2008 |
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Top Ten Things To Ponder
Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny... If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed ......
Written on 10/09/2008 |
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A Before And After Scene
This husband and wife are staying in a hotel, and after a romantic evening wining and dining they go off to bed. However, as soon as they settled down, the man not quite ready for slumber leans over and whispers softly, "Hey snuggle boopy boops, your lickle hubby wubby isn't quite ......
Written on 10/09/2008 |
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