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Calling In Sick To Work
Don Juan calls work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come work." The boss says, "You know Don Juan, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my ......
Written on 17/11/2008 |
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Careful What You Ask For.
A man an ostrich and cat went into and bar and sat down. The man called the bartender and asked for three beers. The cat immediately spoke up, "Hey! I told you before we came in here that I would drink with you, But I ain't paying a dime!" The man ......
Written on 18/11/2008 |
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This Is My Gum
There was a grandpa & a boy fishing one day. The grandpa smokes a cig & the little boy says, "Can I have one?" The grandpa says, "Can your d**k touch your a*****e?" The kid says no, so grandpa says then no. So a little lata the ......
Written on 18/11/2008 |
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Harley Guys Are Fun!
This guy has always dreamed of owning a Harley Davidson. One day he has finally saved up enough money so he goes down to the dealer. After he picks out the perfect bike, the dealer tells him about an old biker trick that will keep the chrome on his new ......
Written on 20/11/2008 |
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Clinton Died And Was Standing At The Pearly Gates.
After knocking at the gates, St. Peter appeared. "Who goes there?" inquired St. Peter. "'It's me, Bill Clinton." "And what do you want?" asked St. Peter. "Lemme in!" replied Clinton. "Soooo, " pondered Peter. "What bad things did you do on earth?" Clinton thought a bit and answered, "Well, I smoked ......
Written on 22/11/2008 |
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