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African Roulette
The ambassador of a small African nation chanced to visit Russia, and was entertained by his opposite number, the Russian ambassador. For three days, the African ambassador was wined, dined, and generally treated to the best hospitality that Russia had to offer. On the final day of his visit, ......
Written on 23/11/2008 |
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New Study
A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if ......
Written on 23/11/2008 |
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Smart Monkey
A man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. He sits down and orders a beer. As he's drinking his beer, his monkey starts running around. The monkey first picks up an olive from an empty glass and eats it. Then grabs a wedge of lime and eats ......
Written on 24/11/2008 |
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You Know You Are A P***y Figuratively, Perverts When...
1 You make Pee Wee HermanRichard Simmons look like Vin DieselSylvester Stallone 2 You cry during Ernest Goes-to films and Broadway musicals featuring any of 1 orphanromance themes 2 Ethel Merman tunes 3 actors dressed in wolverine costumes performingdancing the Cotillion 3 You still insist on wearing your rubber-lined ......
Written on 25/11/2008 |
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5 Kinds Of Sex
1 The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honey-moon, you both keep doing it until you're blue in the face. 2 The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage, you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen. 3 The third kind ......
Written on 25/11/2008 |
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