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Sex And Taxes
We could balance the Federal Budget if we taxed sex. Everyone would pay their share. Young people would pay more taxes and your tax liability would decrease as you got older. The tax would also promote family values. How would you like to come home to your wife and have her ......
Written on 27/11/2008 |
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Jungle Sex?
One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and, during her questions about his life, she asked him how he managed for sex. "What's that?" he asked. She explained to him what sex was, and he said, "Oh, Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree." ......
Written on 28/11/2008 |
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Austin Powers Pick Up Lines.....
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long. Lick finger and wipe on her shirt Let's get you out of these wet clothes. Nice legs...what time do they open? Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my ......
Written on 28/11/2008 |
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Two Farmers
Farmer Bob and farmer Dan, are having beers in the local bar. Farmer Bob is a younger man, somewhat new to the farming business. Conversely, farmer Dan has been doing it for nearly 20 years and is the most successful man in town. After a few hours of drinking, ......
Written on 29/11/2008 |
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Tommy
Tommy came home late from school one day. "Where the Hell have you been Tommy?" asked his Dad. "You should've been home hours ago" "I got detention Dad" says Tommy. "No way!" says Dad. "No-one gets kept back THAT long. I want the truth. Where've you been?" "Ok Dad" says ......
Written on 30/11/2008 |
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