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The Sex Therapist A noted sex therapist realizes that people often lie about the frequency of their encounters, so he devises a test to tell for certain how often someone has sex. To prove his theory, he fills up an auditorium with people, and goes down the line, asking each person to smile. ...... Written on 30/11/2008 |
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The Gambler Little Johnny's dad was a retired gambler. Having picked up a few of his old man's bad habits, Johnny wagered on anything and everything, and he was good at it. Eventually, it became such a problem, that Johnny's teacher called his father to discuss it. After a long conversation, they decided ...... Written on 02/12/2008 |
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Do You Know How To Have Sex? When the farmer's wife opened the door, the man asked if she knew how to have sex. Not amused, she slammed the door. Again, the man knocked, and again, he asked the same question. Again, she slammed the door and screamed, "Get the hell away!" Later, she ...... Written on 02/12/2008 |
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Wild Cards One day a little boy named Bobby walked in on his parents having sex. "What are you doing?" asked Bobby. "We're playing poker and your mom's the wild card, " replied the father. So Bobby walked out and went into his brother's room and saw his brother and his ...... Written on 04/12/2008 |
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Three Goals Prior to her trip to Texas, Buffy a New Yorker confided to her co-workers she had three goals for her trip to the Lone Star State: 1. She wanted to taste some real Texas Bar-B-Que. 2. She wanted to take in a bona fide rodeo. And.. 3. She ...... Written on 04/12/2008 |
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