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Stages Of Drunkeness
0 - Stone cold sober. Brain as sharp as an army bayonet. 1 - Still sober. Pleasure senses activated. Feeling of well-being. 2 - Lager warming up head. Pretzles are ordered. Barmaid complimented on choice of blouse. 3 - Crossword in newspaper is filled in. After a while ......
Written on 07/12/2008 |
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The Perfect Scam!
Australian Police have been unable to recommend a prosecution for the following scam: A company takes out a newspaper advertisement claiming to be able to supply imported hard core pornographic videos. As their prices seem reasonable, people place orders and make payments via check. After several weeks, the company ......
Written on 09/12/2008 |
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Archaeology
A team of archaeologists excavating in Israel came upon a cave. Written across the cave wall were the following symbols, in order of appearance from left to right: a woman, a donkey, a shovel, a fish, and a Star of David. It was considered ......
Written on 11/12/2008 |
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Sure Is Dark In Here
A man and woman are having sex when her husband comes home. The man grabs up his clothing as fast as he can and the woman directs him to the closet. He closes the door behind him as the husband enters the room. The husband and wife start to talk in ......
Written on 11/12/2008 |
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Men...........
A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her. They tried it again ......
Written on 11/12/2008 |
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