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Dumb Tarzan
One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and, during her questions about his life, she asked him how he managed for sex. "What's that?" he asked. She explained to him what sex was, and he said, "Oh, Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree." ......
Written on 22/12/2008 |
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Goblins
One morning a woman was walking out of her front door, when she notices a strange little man at the bottom of her garden. "You're a goblin, " she says, "I caught you and you owe me three wishes!". So the goblin replies "OK, you caught me fair and square, ......
Written on 27/12/2008 |
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The Little Boy And The Hookers
A woman and her son were taking a cab in New York City. It was raining and all the hookers were standing under the awnings. "Mommy, " said the little boy, "what are all those ladies doing?" "They're waiting for their husbands to get off of work, " she ......
Written on 27/12/2008 |
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Alien Encounter
Farmer Brown & his wife were working in the field one day about dusk. As they were heading back to the house they saw a bunch of strange lights way out in the field. Upon ariving Farmer Brown & his wife saw a spaceship landing. They were approached by two aliens. ......
Written on 29/12/2008 |
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First Night In A New City
I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so I thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when your calling for a cab. I grabbed a card on my way in. It was an ad for a girl ......
Written on 29/12/2008 |
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