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Free Sex Contest
Two truckies drove to a gas station in bendigo for a fill-up because they heard about a contest being offered by the station to patrons who purchase a full tank of gas. When they went inside to pay, the men asked the attendant about the contest. "If you win, you're ......
Written on 25/03/2009 |
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5 Kinds Of Sex
1 The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon period, you both keep doing it until you're blue in the face. 2 The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage, you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen. 3 The third ......
Written on 06/04/2009 |
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The Bear And The Rabbit
A bear was taking a poop in the woods. As he finished, he searched around for some leaves so that he may wipe himself off. No matter how hard he wiped, or how many leaves he used, he could never get all the poop off of his fur. So as he ......
Written on 12/05/2009 |
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Rigged Contest
Two guys went to a gas station that was holding a contest: a chance to win free sex when you filled your tank. They pumped their gas and went to pay the attendant. "I'm thinking of a number between one and ten, " he said. "If you guess right, you win ......
Written on 12/05/2009 |
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Girls Night Out
Two women friends had gone for a girls' night out, but they had a few too many Bacardi breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to pee so they stopped in the cemetery. Neither of them had anything to wipe with so the first one thought quickly - she ......
Written on 23/05/2009 |
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