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Mad Gorilla
A certain zoo had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the female gorilla became very ornery, and difficult to handle. Upon examination, the zoo veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there were no male gorilla species available. ......
Written on 23/05/2009 |
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Tarzan Having Sex
One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he managed for sex. "What's that?" he asked. She explained to him what sex was and he said, "Oh, Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree. ......
Written on 23/05/2009 |
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Redneck Sex Test
1. C******S is a kind of flower TRUE FALSE 2. PUBIC HAIR is a kind of wild rabbit TRUE FALSE 3. SPREAD EAGLE is an extinct bird TRUE FALSE 4. A MENSTRAL CYCLE has 3 wheels TRUE FALSE 5. A G-STRING is part of a fiddle ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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The Pickle Chopper
A man worked at a pickle factory and eveyday he would look at the pickle chopper and think about how it would feel to stick his d**k inside. One day the urge became too great and right after he had stuck his d**k in the pickle chopper, the boss walked in ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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Sex On Mars
The year is 2222 and Mike and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating enough Frequent Flier miles. They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things. Mike asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers, how they make money, etc. Finally, Maureen brings ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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