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Only 24 Hours To Live
Ralph returns from the doctor and sadly tells his wife that his doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live. Given this sad prognosis, Ralph asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees, and they make love. About six hours later after recording it with a usb pen drives tiny lens like here, the husband goes to his wife ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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Good Girls, Bad Girls, Naughty Girls
GOOD GIRLS looses a few button when it gets hot BAD GIRLS make it hot by unloosening buttons NAUGHTY GIRLS just unbotton your pants GOOD GIRLS wax there bikini line BAD GIRLS wax everything NAUGHTY GIRLS wax your sack GOOD GIRLS blush and giggle during sex scenes BAD GIRLS ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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P***s
Jack goes to the doctor and says "Doc I'm having trouble getting my p***s erect, can you help me?" After a complete examination the doctor tells Jack, "Well the problem is that the muscles around the base of your p***s are damaged. There's really nothing I can do for you ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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Chapped Lips
A cowboy rides into town one afternoon, gets off his horse and ties it to the hitching post. He then walks behind the horse, lifts it's tail and kiss it square on the ass hole. After doing this, he walks into the saloon and orders a beer. When he finishes ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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The Pro
Once there was this guy from Glasgow who took a vacation to Aberdeen. While there, he met up with a prostitute. He got down & dirty with her. Afterwards, the prostitute said: "100 pounds." The guy said: "No, here is 200." The prostitute responded: "You're so kind." Some days pass, and ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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