Here are the Rude Jokes snippets. |
The Sex Fairy
Who couldn't use some love The Sex Fairy This is hilarious! Be sure to read the warning at the bottom. I didn't change a word! I'm not messing with the Sex Fairy! 1. Sex is a ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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Always Remember....
It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal the neighbors newspaper that's the time to do it. It's a small world. So you gotta use your elbows a lot. Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any. No one is listening ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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Tough Mice!
Three mice were sitting at a bar talking about how tough they were. The first mouse slams a shot and says, "I play with mouse traps for fun. I'll run into one on purpose and as it is closing on me, I grab the bar and bench press it 20 to ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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Stutter
So a guy walks into a bar and asks, "C-c-can I h-h-have a b-b-b-beer?" And the bartender replies, "Damn, that's a pretty bad stutter you got there." He gives the guy a beer and says, "You know, I used to have a stutter too and you know what I did? I ......
Written on 12/06/2009 |
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Gross Sailor
OK, this one's really gross... A sailor had just come back from shore leave and he went to a whorehouse. Unfortunately, it was a Saturday and the guy was told that there was only one hooker left, an 85-year old woman. Well he figured some sex is better than no ......
Written on 12/06/2009 |
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