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Cowboy Lovin Two cowboys are out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions. One says, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best." "I don't think I have ever heard of that one, " says the other cowboy. "What is it?" "Well, it's where you get your ...... Written on 19/07/2009 |
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Cellular Ten Commandments Failure to obey these commandments can result in your being ridiculed by strangers and disassociated by your family and even your closest friends. 1. Thou shalt not subject defenseless bystanders to cell phone conversations. When people cannot escape the banality of your conversationon a plane, train, bus, cab, or at ...... Written on 19/07/2009 |
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Old Age Whore Lucy was a prostitute, but she didn't want her grandma to know. One day, the police raided a whole group of prostitutes at a sex party in a hotel, and Lucy was among them. The police took them outside and had all the prostitutes line up along the driveway when ...... Written on 19/07/2009 |
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Pills A sex therapist was approached by a woman complaining that her husband could not please her in bed anymore.The therapist prescribed her a bottle of pills for her husband, instructing her to only slip "ONE" pill in his drink on the night she would like to have sex. That night, ...... Written on 19/07/2009 |
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Moral Of The Story There was a cat and a rooster wondering by a lake. Both were famished, looking for any food they could find, but to no avail. Later on, the rooster finds himself focusing upon a worm, inching its way nearby. The rooster then proceeds to chase and then pounce on the worm, ...... Written on 19/07/2009 |
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