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Pharmacist Phun
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time. The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had ......
Written on 16/09/2008

Are You My Son?
An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A teenager walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, blue, and yellow. The old man just stared. Every time the teenager looked, the old man was staring. The ......
Written on 16/09/2008

Ed Zachery Disease
A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a date or any sex for over 5 years. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her so she decided to seek the medical expertise of the well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Chang. Upon entering ......
Written on 16/09/2008

Butcher's P***y
One day, a man comes home from work and greets his wife. Upon seeing him, she asks for 20 to buy meat for dinner. He leads her to a mirror, holds up the 20 bill and says to her, "Honey, the 20 in the mirror is yours. The other belongs to ......
Written on 16/09/2008

Me Tarzan , You Jane
One day Jane sees Tarzan swinging on a vine in the jungle. She's attracted to him and asks how he manages to have sex. "What's that?" he asks. She explains to him what sex is, and he says, "Oh, Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree." Horrified, she says, "Tarzan, you ......
Written on 16/09/2008

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