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Nuns Vs Dracula
Two nuns, Sister Catherine and Sister Helen, are traveling through Europe in their car. They get to Transylvania and arestopped at a traffic light. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses through the windshield. "Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Catherine. "What shall ......
Written on 20/09/2008 |
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I Got Caught
Two priest are at a convent, they decide to take a shower, one priest says to the other do you have any soap, Father Joe says no, but I'll go get us some. All the nuns are sleeping so I wont get dressed. So the father goes to his room and ......
Written on 21/09/2008 |
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Old Lady And The Vibrator
One day a little old lady walked into a sex shop. The young clerk couldn't help but notice her, first because she reminded him of his grandmother, and second because she was twitching violently and trembling even more than his grandmother did. "Young m-m-man' she stammered to the clerk, Do you ......
Written on 23/09/2008 |
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Ice Cream
One time this lady went to the shoe store to be fitted for a pair of shoes, the salesman was down on the floor measuring her foot and looked up her dress and said, my goodness lady i could eat that thang full of ice cream. So when her husband got ......
Written on 24/09/2008 |
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Make Me Feel Like A Woman!!!
On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in front of the plane. "I'm too young to die!" she wails. ......
Written on 24/09/2008 |
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