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After Life A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. The woman's biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. Mary... Mary... ...... Written on 26/09/2008 |
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Goblin Joke One morning a woman was walking out of her front door, when she notices a strange little man at the bottom of her garden. "You're a goblin, " she says, "I caught you and you owe me three wishes!". So the goblin replies "OK, you caught me fair and square, what's ...... Written on 27/09/2008 |
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A Police Officer A police officer was patrolling the highway when he sees a guy tied up to a tree, crying. the officer stops and appoaches the guy "What's going on here? he asks. the guy sobs, "i was driving and picked up a hitchhiker. he pulled a gun on me, robbed me took ...... Written on 28/09/2008 |
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Bj A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the counter. Then she started talking to him, and tracing her fingers in the ashes, she said, "You know that fur coat you ...... Written on 29/09/2008 |
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Who Is The Boss? He stormed into the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, ...... Written on 29/09/2008 |
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