Here are the Rude Jokes snippets. |
Sex Fairy
The Sex Fairy This is hilarious! Be sure to read the warning at the bottom. I didn't change a word! I'm not messing with the Sex Fairy! 1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair ......
Written on 03/10/2008 |
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A Boy And His Frog Long Joke
A little boy walks into a whorehouse carrying a dead frog and crying. He slaps 100 on the counter and says, "Gimme the dirtiest, nastiest whore in the building, and make sure she has herpes!" "Aren't you a little young for this place?", asks the madam. He says nothing, and puts ......
Written on 03/10/2008 |
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Little Johnny Kind Of Long...
Little Johnny was walking down the street one day dragging a bunch of strips of duct tape behind him. When he walked past an old mans house, the old man called out "Little Johnny, what on Earth are you doing". "I'm gonna go catch some ducks!" The old man says "Little ......
Written on 05/10/2008 |
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Jane & Tarzan
One day, JANE met TARZAN in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and during her questions about his life she asked him how he engaged in sex. "What's that?" he asked. She explained to him what sex was and he said, "Oh, I use a hole in the trunk ......
Written on 07/10/2008 |
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Sex
On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." ......
Written on 09/10/2008 |
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